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I'm Not Sick, I'm Just Simply The Illest.
buddh1sm:

thatsgoodweed:

Nothing is illegal in space

Seriously my favorite picture of all time

buddh1sm:

thatsgoodweed:

Nothing is illegal in space

Seriously my favorite picture of all time

starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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legalmexican:

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

omg I loved this part

imoquest:

Riddles of the Sphinx pt 1

imoquest:

Riddles of the Sphinx pt 1

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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alysoncoletta:

feliscanis:

another malinois x husky puppy. i cannot even deal with these dark points right now bye girl


Omggggg

alysoncoletta:

feliscanis:

another malinois x husky puppy. i cannot even deal with these dark points right now bye girl

Omggggg

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

valhallastarfire:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

I think it’s a part of the Christian idea to help those who “need it most”. You’ve made yourself clear that you do not accept God, and they feel morally obligated to “save” you. This is merely an explanation of their actions, not a justification of said actions.

So they see me as a challenge

ultrafacts:

keyzge64:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I love Kit-Kats in the US, but nothing beats a Japanese Kit-Kat. I really like the flavored ones the most.

Fun Fact: there are over 200 Kit Kat flavors in Japan (Source)

ultrafacts:

keyzge64:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I love Kit-Kats in the US, but nothing beats a Japanese Kit-Kat. I really like the flavored ones the most.

Fun Fact: there are over 200 Kit Kat flavors in Japan (Source)

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm