Tumblr Mouse Cursors
I'm Not Sick, I'm Just Simply The Illest.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

ghoustly:

i want to kiss you under the rain

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

radical-illusion:

I love the sound of rain

pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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  • me when i was 12: i will never tell my name or my age or where i live or talk to people i meet on the internet ever
  • me now: i probably wouldn't send nudes
  • Adult: What are your hobbies ?
  • Me: I like to read(text posts on tumblr)